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adamsmasher:

dodecalejo:

monkeysaysficus:

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

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eelpatrickharris:

duchessnibenhu-ofpyromania:

princesstokyomoon:

eelpatrickharris:

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look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

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is that, a little mouth right on the end?

take a closer look at that snout!

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(yes yes it is)

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rcktpwr:

ketthens:

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You ever needed to peep at someone’s willy so bad you’ve ripped the stall divider off in a blood rage?

this generation so obsessed with their phones that they dont even bother to look at each others cocks anymore well IM NOT HAVING IT

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adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

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excellent-monster-girl-ideas:
“F”
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vavvo:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

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benepla:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

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ultra-frog:

ultra-frog:

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dirt king dirt king dirt king

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The dirt king appreciates this attention

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ave-aria:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“It happened again
”
Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.
”

ave-aria:

whitepeopletwitter:

It happened again

Tony Hawk could enter a ‘Tony Hawk lookalike contest’ and end up in last place.

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serenasaystoday:

me when i finally watch the old hollywood classic that everyone berates me about never having seen before

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despazito:
“ palaeofail:
“Avocado
”
it’s big boy season get you one
”

despazito:

palaeofail:

Avocado

it’s big boy season get you one

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typhlonectes:
““oh, actually that’s a scorpionfly and they…” ”

typhlonectes:

“oh, actually that’s a scorpionfly and they…”

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Title Everybody Hurts

Artist R.E.M.

Album Automatic for The People

torrid-wind:

cureforsoul:

When your day is long
And the night, the night is yours alone
When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on
Don’t let yourself go
‘Cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes

- Everybody Hurts

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M., from the album “Automatic For The People” (1992)

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lancerkindustries:

bluriginals:

haha of course kirby is number on–wait hoLY SHIT

please, call me sans nintendo. sans undertale was my father

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